i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

pingustolemysanity:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world

Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week

the-vashta-nerada:

it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.

john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away

the screen turns black

that’s the episode

travelviatardis:

I didn’t choose the fandom life,

the fandom life grabbed and chloroformed me on the way from school and dragged my unconscious body to it’s basement.

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

(Source: rlymax)

sexcake:

i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me

allonsytimelord:

you’re fucking lying if you say for one second you didnt think the doctors name was ‘please’